Saturday, October 12, 2013

New Friendships and my BAD HABIT

I have something to say. My dad said I shouldn't be spreading this information around, but I need somewhere I can explain my feelings without spamming any individuals, so I'll explain here:

I am now friends with Avril Lavigne on Facebook. It looks legit. Last night she sent me a friend request.

The problem is that I am a spammer, I spam almost everyone I develop a relationship with, and I know this is not a good thing.

It's just sad, because in my mind I have an overflowing motherload of things to talk with Avril about --- but she is a busy person I'm sure, and though she WANTS to chat with me, I am SCARED to chat with her, and if I just drop off a bunch of spam with her, that's not a good thing.

One of my Facebook friends is an author named Michael McCarty. He writes horror novels. If he were to write a horror novel about me, well, I'm sure there's a lot of horrible things he could say about me --- but right now on the top of my mind, I would be a SPAM MONSTER. SPAM SPAM SPAM. I never spammed Mr. McCarty, thank goodness, but my ability to write bulk mail is a prevalent character flaw within me.

You see, I have few friends. I often don't have anyone to talk to. When I do get someone new to talk to, my mind races with information, and it comes out my fingertips at lightning speeds, and my new friend gets a truckload of pig meat.

I'm sure it's a problem. I have to stop. I really don't want to inconvenience "Avril" with all my ideas.

It's just a problem. Avril is one of my most respected people who I love, and though she's the person most likely to receive my attention, I really SHOULDN'T be bothering her so much or too much.

My dad suggested that I shouldn't even be spreading the information that I am now friends with Avril Lavigne on Facebook, but I just need someone to talk to about this, and I don't want to Spam anyone, so it's going on my blog.

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